I found this from Deadspin. Not exactly what I was looking for on the day after Christmas. I don't even think ladies would be that impressed.
Here is the story they got from the person who sent this picture to Deadspin.
We got a tip this morning from a guy who says he was out with a couple of ladyfriends last night when they encountered Steelers kicker Jeff Reed. The story goes that Reed was hitting on these two ladies, was eventually shot down, and then Jeff Reed did what any of us would have done: he stood in front of a mirror, pushed his pants down, and took a picture of the top of his junk.He then sent said picture to the ladies to let them know what they were missing out on.